Im ready to go into my toilet. However, I indeed do have terrible belly ache and I think I need to have a good crap. Perhaps you would like to join me as I relieve myself. Of course, I know you truly want to love eating my delicious hors doeuvre poo and drink my piss. Therefore, I have ready a nice treat for you. As you can see I didnt waste any and its so appetizing. Im blessed that your going to enjoy the delicious taste of my very special shit .