I want to make you a batch of shitty muffins, and I need to poo very badly. I can feel that my butt is full and needs to be unloaded. I get on my knees, so you may see as my precious poo comes out of my sexy round booty. I shove out a large kinda round shaped poo, not too firmnot too soft, just right. I want to do something extra horny for you, chewing up my feces very first while preparing banana nut muffins. I hold my big chunk of poop and take a bite. It is making my slit so humid chewing up my own crap thinking about you consuming my feces after it has been in my mouth! I take bite after bite, chewing and slobbering up my crap. Very first, I add my breast milk to my pre-chewed poop and mix it all up. Then, I add my boogers that I have been collecting to the mix. I pick my nose to find some more boogers that I need to get out of my nose for you to eat. Mixing it all up adding a little more of my drool and the muffin mix to blend it all together. Pouring the batter in the pan, preparing my yummy treats for you, my greedy, fortunate toilet! Eat up my pre-chewed banana nut muffins that were made with the ingredients from my curvy figure! I love when my poo and other dirty stuff from my body is consumed, it keeps me nice and horny!
