Ideal Full Dinner For Toilet

My toilet was very greedy today, and I cannot pass this chance to give him a lump of my smelly liquid poo. Fairly frankly it was more than a It was indeed a big diarrhea! Unnecessary to say I tell him to eat my shits. But he is thirsty, so I get a glass, and I piss in it, so now he has the best of both worlds to love for full dinner. While he eat and drink, I fed him with a fork sitting on the couch! I have to make sure that he ate everything. He is undoubtedly a real toilet that gobbles my kaviar and drinks my urinate!